don't kill feminists

***Note: This is satire.

the boys are standing clapping

and the girls are sitting down

the pocketed words are heavy

the fish are gonna drown

my mouth is sewn shut

then his hand's on my leg

i want to cry out

but he said to behave

now he's giving me a meaningful look

and i'm squirmin' like a worm on the hook

next up, there's a girl on the stage

and she's saying just what they want her to say

but they can't hear her sarcasm

they can't feel the bite

i'm starting to think that this girl's alright

"i cut off my clit 'cause it's no good for me

can't cut off my nip 'cause it's for the baby

am i gonna get killed if i talk?

maybe

but that doesn't mean my eyes can't see

you fuck bitches

and you call yourself a man

picked 'em up off the street with a threat in your hand

covered their mouths so we can't hear the screams

just like that we don't know what it means
damn, you tricked us most definitely

feminism is not what we need

'cause women can vote

and spit out his seed

but a girl can't talk about her opinion

not her views or her vision

without getting death threats

but women are equal obviously

i mean, look at cosmetic surgery

freedom of expression is our message

because we have poor body image

by expressing ourselves, we try to look the same

big tits drive all those men insane

video games are no reason to pray

sure, women get kidnapped everyday

but they don't deserve a role in the game anyway

i can't save myself as they say

she's gotta get a lifetime supply of razors

nothing else could ever please her

lack of hair defines her

but his hairy ass is sexy

see, feminism is dead

it's getting to these girls' heads

burning bras in the street

when they're nothing but meat

can't they see bein' a housewife makes life complete?

they're man haters

they're baby slayers

they say their bodies are their own

but they're just prizes to be won

some are valued higher than others

but they all turn into mothers

they fight for their rights in the offices

but girls, you don't have penises

there sexual harassment is prevalent

and women only deserve 82 percent"

this society has no integrity

we don't have to listen to the patriarchy

you have thoughts in your brain and a brain in your head

believe me, you can think for yourself instead

it's okay to be shy

it's okay to be scared

uncertainty is something we all share

the crystal balls are shattered

palm reader's lost his touch

the psychic had a breakdown

religion is too much

you're stirring her a cocktail of an identity
with a side effect of drunken forgetfulness
but mister, just let her feel
mary, don't drink it in
it's not strong enough to last until tomorrow

and then you'll feel twice as desperate
three times as betrayed
and nothin' but another of his drinks
could make the breathing easier

it's a cycle
a vicious cycle
and he wants your voice stopped in a bottle
he watched "the little mermaid" too many times as a kid
'cause under the sea, they show a lot of skin

girls, don't listen to him
don't listen to them